Roberto Abraham Scaruffi

FOR TUESDAY, APRIL 16, 2013

MIRANDA DON'T KERR Miranda Kerr Simply Can’t Commit Full-Time to Prancing Around in Lingerie Part-time, maybe. AGE ANXIETY Old People Tweet Links, Young People Tweet ‘XD’ Emoticons are the elixir of youth online. JUST BROWSING To Consider: Saint Laurent Gold Tassel Necklace Drip with gold from the neck down. COVER GIRLS Tilda Swinton One-ups Sunscreen With Veil, Gloves Her skin looks amazing. QUOTABLES Carey Mulligan: Daisy Buchanan Was a Kardashian Down, literary purists. NAILED IT New Manicures, As Inspired by Modern Artists Haunting hands with awesome nails. ANOTHER FASHION SHOW Rag & Bone Defects to London Collections: Men Marcus Wainwright and David Neville will show there in June. I'M A I'M A A DIVA To Discuss: Beyoncé’s Sequined Faux-Nipples, and All Her Mrs. Carter Tour Costumes The first night of her Mrs. Carter world tour was everything you dreamed of, and more. PROCREATION How Billionaires Give Birth Dasha Zhukova nailed it. GREAT EXPECTATIONS New Missoni Purses an Exercise in Zigzag Restraint They're available in black, tan, and rust. TRENDLETS Lace and Leather Mix for Spring This spring, opposites attract. CHILLAXIN Miley Cyrus Smoked in Public; How Will She Celebrate 4/20? Transformation to celebrity stoner nearly complete. LOOK OF THE DAY Kat Von D Wore a Tight, Ill-Fitting Unitard Somebody get her an American Apparel contract! WEDDINGS! Natural Beauties: Summer’s Effortlessly Gorgeous Wedding Gowns These stunning dresses draw inspiration from the carefree days of summer. MALE GAZE Male Gaze: Adam Scott's Got a Brand-New Jacket It will pair well with his argyle prints and popped collars. COVER GIRLS Amanda Seyfried’s Publicist Saved Her From a Nude Shoot But why? QUOTABLES Cavalli Thanks God, Creator of the Animal Print, for His Career God "was the most fantastic designer." SHMASHMORTION N.D. Abortion Ban to Show Women They Don’t Want Abortions Anyway By making them very hard to get. KIDS THESE DAYS Tavi Gevinson Is So Over Fashion (for Now) She'll stick to Rookie, high school, and friends. GALLIANO Galliano Never Agreed to Dress Israel’s Eurovision Contestant, Publicist Says But the singer's camp says: "We don't have a reason to lie about this." FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES Henry Kissinger Spotted at Carine Roitfeld’s Fashion Set Just "eating lunch." BEST BETS Best Bet: Brelli’s Biodegradable UV Parasol Retro UV protection with no carbon footprint.