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	By the Numbers: Our Visit to the Museum of Sex's Erotic Fairground 'Funland' 45: Number of seconds you can motorboat around a pair of huge plasticky boobs with a group of strangers before you become hyperaware of your own bra's lack of support and feel like you are in sixth-grade health class giving an oral presentation on the importance of breast self-exams. Read More »
	Taking a 'Relfie' Is the Newest Way to Make the Internet Hate You A "relfie" is a selfie that includes a relationship partner or someone else you are close to. In its most hated form, it includes your lover. Your bae, your boo, the star of your #MCM EVERY FREAKING WEEK. Read More »
	The Powerful Pictures That Challenge Conventional Beauty Standards Humans are getting all of the attention in the body positive movement, and it's not fair. Read More »
	Illustrated Subtweets: Why We Don't Use the Word 'Hate' Because passive-aggressive behavior deserves to be rewarded with poorly photoshopped stock images. Read More »
	College Girls Traumatized by Armpit Hair, Sky Ferreira Defends Terry Richardson, and Chanel Takes Dallas on the Road A professor at Arizona State, Breanne Fahs, has published a paper in the Psychology of Women Quarterly after conducting two experiments to help measure the disgust women feel with regard to body hair. Read More »
	KFC Gold-Plated Chicken Bone Necklaces Let You Savor Your Feast Forever We're just going to wait for the DIY flower crown-wrapped bucket hat tutorial. Read More »
	This Art for Your Feet Will Knock Your Socks Off If you’ve been wondering whether you’re getting too old to be rocking those pot leaf-embellished HUF socks, then the answer is probably yes. A much classier approach to the “look-at-my-feet” trend is the newest line of socks from the High Museum. Read More »
	5 Funny Ladies You Need to See at the Del Close Marathon Don't know what to go see during the Del Close Marathon? Here are some suggestions. Read More »
	Aldo Joins Target and H&M, Severs Ties With Terry Richardson “[We] are not currently working with Terry Richardson and we have no plan to work with him in the future." Read More »
	Of Course Free People Is Selling Artisanal Clip-In Dreadlock Extensions Hoping to look like an asshole this summer without lugging around one of those big feathery dark person hats? Well, Free People has just the thing. Read More »
	Your Dream Fashion Magazine Job According to Movies The fashion magazine job, one the most watchable clichés of movies, has become symbolic of the ongoing struggle that is the high life in New York. But before you get ready for your fantasy career path, OK-ing the line sheets for a glossy from a beach chair, let’s make sure we manage our expectations based on fake reality. Read More »
	Operating on Estrogen: Trolling the Internet for the Weirdest 'Women Only' Products Women didn't know that they needed these things made specifically for them -- until they happened. Read More »
	Watch Chloë Sevigny Touch Toes with a Girl in Bed This is just proof that even though shopping is cheaper than therapy, it doesn't solve everything. Read More »
	The Daily Show's Jessica Williams Gives Safety Advice to College Girls This is one of the many instances in which the Daily Show successfully straddles the line between humor and devastating real talk. Read More »
	Illustrated Subtweets: An Open Letter to That White Guy With Dreads Because passive-aggressive behavior deserves to be rewarded with poorly photoshopped stock images. Read More »
	Don't Call Those Sweatshop SOS Labels a 'Hoax' We feign concern only when there's a first world face to affix to horrifying labor conditions. As soon as it's revealed the story is a "hoax," Gallagher can go back to wearing her top. And we can continue hitting up Forever 21 on our lunch breaks. Read More »