Roberto Abraham Scaruffi

Friday, 25 July 2014

	Style Scouting: Natasha Mulvaney on Barber School and Free Tattoos "He was like to my boss, 'who's that? She's beautiful.' I was like 'oh shit, let's go on a date.' Sick." Read More »
	Nicki Minaj Responds to 'Anaconda' Cover Controversy by Instagramming 'Acceptable' Asses To submit your own ass for consideration, tag @nickiminaj, stock up large in the oral hygiene aisle, and make sure to tip your waxer well. Read More »
	The Internet's Collective Fit Over Robyn Lawley's Bikini Photo Proves 'Plus Size' Is a Dumb Word Model, maker of swimsuits, superhero-themed DJ, and your main source of lunch envy, Robyn Lawley, posted a hot selfie to Instagram yesterday. The internet went psycho. Read More »
	WATCH: 1-800-Adopt-a-Dude Will Make You Feel So Much Better About the Dithering Manbaby in Your Life Have you been single for a minute and missing the baffling amount of energy it takes to care for a grown ass adult man? Good news! You can call 1-800-Adopt-a-Dude and, for pocket change, improve the life of "a fully grown, yet utterly helpless man." Read More »
	Thanks But No Thanks, Pharrell — We're Getting Our Inspiration From Estelle's 'Conqueror' Thanks for playing, dudes, but when we’re in dire need of a pick-me-up, just looking for a song that’ll rekindle the Olympic flame of bold, beautiful, babeness within our hearts, we’re going to turn to Estelle’s “Conqueror”. Read More »
	The 8 Weirdest 50 Shades of Grey Products on Etsy Moms with Free Time + Porn = the peak of DIY. Read More »
	What Your Hair Is Trying to Tell You Doesn't it seem like your hair has a life of its own? That's because it does. Your do has some things to say, and they can change the course of the universe as we know it. Read More »
	New Amy Winehouse 'Tribute' Comic Is Painfully Disturbing The latest $$$-making scheme features an animated Winehouse, sporting her signature bouffant, getting tattoos (thong out) and shooting up heroin with her ex. Read More »
	Analyzing the Lyrics of the Top Songs on iTunes Prepare yourself to realize how insane and depressing most pop lyrics are. Read More »
	Woman Forgets a Vibrator Is Inside of Her for 10 Years, Massively F*cks Up Her Insides File under: omfg; don't try new things while drunk; actually just don't have drunk sex ever; and things we never want to end up in a medical journal for. Read More »
	#TBT: Watch Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch's Old Two-Women Show, Dratch & Fey Before Dratch was hired as a 'Saturday Night Live' cast member, she developed 'Dratch & Fey, a two-woman sketch show with some, like, really underground comedian, you probably don’t even know her, her name is Tina Fey, whatever. Read More »
	LISTEN: 'Share It All' by Jessie Ware It was co-written by The xx's Romy Madley-Croft, and yes, you can tell. Read More »
	5 Ways 50 Shades of Grey Is Exactly the Same as The Devil Wears Prada Is it any coincidence that of all the colors, Miranda Preistly has grey hair? Read More »
	Iggy Azalea Continues Global Domination as New Host of MTV's House of Style The rhyme-spitting, Minaj-beefing, zero phucks-giving slice of zeitgeist known as Iggy Azelea is refusing to slow down. Read More »
	The 5 Best Websites to Soothe Your Lady Boner But before you maul that sleeveless guy next to you lifting weights, know that there are venues that can help soothe your wanting vajayjay. Read More »
	WATCH: If Mary Poppins Doesn't Get a Raise, She'll Quit Unfortunately a spoonful of sugar won’t help pay for new talking parrot head umbrellas, get food on the table, or convince the debt collectors to stop calling. Read More »